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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Something for u to giggle

Well till now i have posted everything related to stocks.Here is something completely irrevelant which carries the potential to make u giggle.So go on and enjoy it.Ha ha

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:" I have great news: I'm a month overdue.

I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.

"The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from TEC (Tamilnadu Electric Company)because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma? "

"Yes...... speaking"

The EC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the T EC guy .

"What are you saying? It's in your files ......HOW ?????"

"Yes ............ We have a system of finding out who's overdue"

"GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"

"I know that ...... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... he will speak to your company tomorrow

" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to T EC office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month Overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at T EC, "it's nothing serious.All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

Another hot one to make ur mood twist:-

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

Teacher: What is your problem?

Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and
I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too.

The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in
the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation

The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy: 9

Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy: 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. "I think the boy can go to the third-grade", said the
principal. The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask. The
principal and the boy agreed.

Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.

Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the
answer, the boy was already answering.

Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?
The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the
Boy: Shake hands.

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get
wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large vodka
Boy: Wedding Ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat
and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck.

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u dont get it u
have to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.

Teacher : What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than
for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this
Boy to the University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself!

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